QotD: I'm Not Telling
What question do you hate being asked?
I have a new hire that started today/yesterday/2 days ago; can you get set up his laptop/desktop today?
No, you moron. You knew this person was coming since you interviewed them; you know you have to tell me in advance, so NO, your new hire won't get their computer for AT LEAST one business day so have them sit there twiddling their thumbs because you're stupid :D
I hate surprise new hires
